april fools

today's stupid april fools rumours and misinformation:

* all smokers will now have to apply for a license to smake in their own homes. licences will be granted only if houses have been equippped with extractors and air- conditioning systems that cost R8000 per room.
* genetic engineers have bred a four-legged chiken that will be available in shops from today. it was not stated wether the chickens will be free range or not.
* herschelle gibbs will be giving up a lucrative cricket career to go and play rugby. for the Cats.

in other news, i found out this morning that one of my friends attempted suicide this week (she overdosed on myprodol, anado and bioplus). i'm not sure how i feel, i'm shellshocked and numb, and don't know how to deal. all my training out of the window.

also, i've decided to move back into the world of meat somewhat and return to eating chicken, as i feel my body needs it. however i feel vaguely disgusted with myself (i managed 3 1/2 years without it), but i did not make this decision lightly. i certainly won't be eating meat though.

i still haven't heard from the japanese embassy. i'm short of money. i hate san marco. i'm depressed.